swallowedabug:

JENNIFER TILLY
Chucky (2021-)

I love my girlfriend 🥺

Remember to always turn off your mic before you leave the game because you might kiss your partner real quick when you’re coming back and that might turn into something more and your squad will hear you, folks

catgirlforeskin:

rthko:

You can’t get this anywhere else

talesfromthecrypts:

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon in Bound (1996) // Chucky (2021- )

My girlfriend got me the new Xbox for my birthday 😩

bonjour-manger-bitte:

bonjour-manger-bitte:

bonjour-manger-bitte:

I have news but I need everyone to know it’s not fake and I’m not making it up

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

morticious-delicious:

I’m sorry this is the funniest fucking thing on tewittrr

Being with a femme means refilling her water bottle and wetting her makeup sponges for her until you die

quaranmine:

swordmouse:

straightboyfriend:

my favorite AITA ruling comments

I’m a fan of this one.

ALT

would like to add this one

funnytwittertweets:

taraolssons:

Now listen, I know you’re gonna make some new friends out there, like Esther and whatnot, but none of them are your best friend, okay? You are my only best friend.

MAX CHAPMAN & CLANCE MORGAN
in A League of Their Own (2022-)

thebigcomed0wn:

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

denkisauce:

i fucking love spoilers for media i don’t consume and have zero context for. i love seeing a photo of a slightly surprised normal looking dude and seeing people freak the fuck out because of the significance, for which i know nothing of. he’s just some guy to me. it’s exhilarating. blorbo from my mutuals insanity