Deficiency In Courtship

death-by-lulz:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

ouat meme
7 outfits [7/7] regina’s outfit (2x10/12)

beyoncesson:

Powerful

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

anightvaleintern:

Rat Queens Issues 1 & 2 - Highlights

Written by Kurtis J Wiebe

Purchase Rat Queens on Comixology

I was kind of just wondering why Tumblr isn’t talking about this fabulously crude comic about awesome ladies.

SERIOUSLY, ALL OF YOU

GO FORTH AND BUY IT AND ENJOY THE AWESOME LADIES BEING AWESOME

INCLUDING FABULOUS QUEER AND POC LADIES ALSO

And much ridiculous-ness

I love their ‘FUCKING TENTACLES AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL’ reaction in that fifth panel so much :D

crazyintheeast:

Regular Shows

Female character

  • Oh my god I have feelings for another girl. Am I a lesbian?
  • Oh my god I slept with another girl
  • Drama
  • Anxiety
  • We must hide this
  • What will people say
  • What will my family say
  • How do I deal with this

 Orphan Black

 Delphine

  • I have feelings for another girl
  • Hmm well sexuality is a spectrum..
  • Give me some sugar baby
lesbian relationships

tastethefailureonurlips:

jordanandamanda:

lezbeginshallwe:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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This is so accurate it’s unreal

enigmatic-deviant:

dichotomization:

orcinusdorka:

dichotomization:

hectorhexaguilar:

dichotomization:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I see NOTHING in here that reads what the mainstream thinks happens.

That’s because the general public believe that Satanists literally worship Satan, when LaVeyan Satanists don’t even believe in God or Satan, let alone worship one of them.

… then why call yourself “satanists” if you don’t believe in Satan? Why use symbols like the one depicted here?

Well before Christianity invented “Satan” as their enemy, Satan meant “the adversary” in the Torah. Satanism is the adversary to Christianity and other right hand religions. Satanism embraces all things that are considered satanic and evil according to Christianity - lust, greed, anger, vengeance etc. It’s easy enough to understand when you realise that Satan isn’t just a being created by Christianity to scare people into acting in a way that they deem as acceptable.

"next time on:  I didn’t know i was a satanist”

enigmatic-deviant:

dichotomization:

orcinusdorka:

dichotomization:

hectorhexaguilar:

dichotomization:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  • When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  • If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  • Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  • Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  • Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  • Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  • Do not harm little children.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I see NOTHING in here that reads what the mainstream thinks happens.

That’s because the general public believe that Satanists literally worship Satan, when LaVeyan Satanists don’t even believe in God or Satan, let alone worship one of them.

… then why call yourself “satanists” if you don’t believe in Satan? Why use symbols like the one depicted here?

Well before Christianity invented “Satan” as their enemy, Satan meant “the adversary” in the Torah. Satanism is the adversary to Christianity and other right hand religions. Satanism embraces all things that are considered satanic and evil according to Christianity - lust, greed, anger, vengeance etc. It’s easy enough to understand when you realise that Satan isn’t just a being created by Christianity to scare people into acting in a way that they deem as acceptable.

"next time on:  I didn’t know i was a satanist”

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

rabbit-runner:

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

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